A Preview of Trump’s State of the Union Speech

My fellow Americans…esteemed Republican members of Congress, Democrats, the five good Supreme Court Justices, any generals who still like me, and the fake-news enemy-of-the-people media. I’m excited to be here tonight to tell you, quite frankly, of all the amazing things I’m doing. And believe me…there’s many bigly accomplishments. More than any president ever. Especially Obama.