An Open Letter to Daddy From Ivanka, Eric & Donnie Jr.

Dear Daddy:

The boys nominated me to write this on our behalf because everyone knows I’m your favorite child (sorry Tiff!) and Donnie thinks I’m a better writer than he is… and Eric, well….anyway…

So, we’re mad daddy! Really mad! We’d be crying, but we don’t have tear-ducts or human-like emotions (just like you daddy!)…so…anyway…