Enough With The Moronic Trump Memes!

Let’s talk for a minute about those absolutely moronic, delusional and, let’s be honest, homoerotic as fuck memes of Trump’s head photo-shopped onto a young, super-buff, chiseled, muscular macho ‘alpha-male’ body which his brainwashed cultists constantly post on social media. Guys, I hate to break it to ya, but this shit’s really weird.

I say this to the MAGAs: when you choose one of these different bodies for Trump you’re essentially saying you hate the way he actually looks, otherwise you’d have used his real image. You’re therefore admitting he’s in terrible shape. That, physically, he’s an embarrassment. Repulsive even. A truly unhealthy specimen who cannot run or ride a bike like, ya know, the very fit ‘Old Joe’.

Let’s be crystal clear: Trump is not Rocky, Rambo, Sly Stallone, Arnold Shwarzenegger, a Marvel superhero, a brave warrior, a bad-ass soldier or a war hero. He’s an old, obese, grossly out-of-shape 5-deferment draft-dodging coward who hid behind his rich, well-connected daddy to avoid Vietnam while other, and dare I say real men, sacrificed life and limb to defend and protect America’s beloved democracy. Our freedom. His freedom. While these brave young men and women went off to war, Captain Bone Spurs stayed behind…only to years later smugly claim that the dangers of STDs from being a promiscuous male slut was his “personal Vietnam”.

I just told you what Trump isn’t. So now I’ll tell ya what he is. He’s a whiny pissy little incessantly-complaining, woe-is-me “I’m treating so badly” victimized snowflake who wouldn’t know real strength, real toughness, real courage…real balls…if they smacked him in his orange head…