There Is No Fucking Way Trump Will Ever Be President Again. Guaranteed.

Democrats are panicking. Joe Biden is too old! He’s going to cost us the election! We’re doomed!

But the simple truth is, there’s nothing wrong with President Biden. His mind is no less sharp than any of us who can’t remember where we last left our keys or iPhones.

Just watch any Biden speech objectively and you’ll see the clarity he has when discussing the most complicated subjects in the world while citing dozens of critical statistics. And he’s 81. You try doing that after flying all over the globe, jet-lagged after little sleep.

But Trump, his cowardly pathetic sycophants, and the MAGA propaganda networks Fox, Newsmax and OAN are desperate to have the 2024 campaign narrative be dominated by Biden and his alleged ‘withering mental acuity’ because that distracts from the fact that Trump is a dangerous, unhinged, cruel, pathologically-lying, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, corrupt, twice-impeached, 4-time-indicted, NATO-busting, military-hating, Russia-empowering dictator-wannabe racist, rapist sociopath who thinks Obama’s still president, Nikki Haley was House Speaker on January 6th, and that Biden’s gonna get us into WW2.

And here’s another truth: Trumpers are great at being loud and noisy. And we all know the squeaky-wheel gets the grease. And…