There Is No Fucking Way Trump Will Ever Be President Again. Guaranteed.

Andy Ostroy
2 min readFeb 17, 2024

Democrats are panicking. Joe Biden is too old! He’s going to cost us the election! We’re doomed!

But the simple truth is, there’s nothing wrong with President Biden. His mind is no less sharp than any of us who can’t remember where we last left our keys or iPhones.

Just watch any Biden speech objectively and you’ll see the clarity he has when discussing the most complicated subjects in the world while citing dozens of critical statistics. And he’s 81. You try doing that after flying all over the globe, jet-lagged after little sleep.

But Trump, his cowardly pathetic sycophants, and the MAGA propaganda networks Fox, Newsmax and OAN are desperate to have the 2024 campaign narrative be dominated by Biden and his alleged ‘withering mental acuity’ because that distracts from the fact that Trump is a dangerous, unhinged, cruel, pathologically-lying, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, corrupt, twice-impeached, 4-time-indicted, NATO-busting, military-hating, Russia-empowering dictator-wannabe racist, rapist sociopath who thinks Obama’s still president, Nikki Haley was House Speaker on January 6th, and that Biden’s gonna get us into WW2.

And here’s another truth: Trumpers are great at being loud and noisy. And we all know the squeaky-wheel gets the grease. And so the mainstream media just loves giving oxygen to Trump’s dumpster-fire of a sideshow while engaging in shameful false-equivalencies which serve to legitimize and normalize Trump’s unprecedented unAmerican clusterfuckery.

President Biden is all about America. About his accomplishments. About his successful leadership. Trump is all about bluster. Bloviating. Bitching and moaning about himself and how poorly he’s been treated. He’s a perpetual victim who vows Satantic revenge while promising to shred the Constitution, destroy the separation of powers and the rule of law, while burning the nation to the ground.

Voters are watching and listening. Fuck the Marjorie Taylor Greene crazy base. They’re a lost cause. They don’t comprise an overwhelmingly large percentage of the population, or even the Republican Party. They’re a rapidly dying breed.

Biden beat Trump before and he’s going to do it again. And given Trump’s deadly insurrection, two impeachments and four indictments on 91 felony counts, there’s every reason to believe more suburban women, independents and moderate Republicans in 2024 vs 2020, not less, will vote for ‘Old Joe’ this time around.

So just filter out the noise. Because it’s just nothing but noise. Focus instead on the reality that this is a binary choice, and when it comes time to vote, a majority of Americans once again will choose the ‘nice old forgetful guy’ over the dangerous monster.

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Andy Ostroy

Director, producer, podcaster, writer, resistor, non-profit-supporter of women filmmakers