Think Trump Can’t Be President Again? Think Again…

Andy Ostroy
2 min readSep 9, 2023

A recent Wall Street Journal poll showed President Joe Biden and Donald Trump in a virtual dead-heat. And my initial reaction was…’That can’t be. It’s an outlier. Let’s see what the next polls say.’ Well, a new CNN poll this week indicated the same alarming result. My reaction now? ‘What in the fuckity fuck of fucks is wrong with America?’

Joe Biden is the most successful, productive first-term president in modern history…maybe even all of history. And he’s accomplished this feat facing the most toxic, tribal, obstinate, intransigent opposition party ever.

A president who’s first-two-year accomplishments include the American Rescue Plan. The Inflation Reduction Act. The CHIP Act. The PACT bill. The first gun-reform bill in decades. The Infrastructure bill. The historically successful Covid vaccine rollout. Twelve-million new jobs, a record. Inflation down to 3% from 9%. Gas prices back under $4 from over $5. Prescription drug cost reduction. A strengthened NATO and unprecedentedly united Western Alliance against Putin while helping Ukraine wage its successful defense against Russia.

And what about Trump? He’s a pathologically-lying sexist, racist, antisemitic, xenophobic, homophobic, corrupt, treasonous sociopath. A Putin and Kim Jong Un-loving dictator-wannabe who orchestrated a deadly insurrection at our nation’s Capital, refused the peaceful transfer of power, is twice-impeached, four-times indicted on 91 felony counts, is facing four federal and state trials in the next 18 months, was found liable of sexual assault, and has promised voters nothing but grievance, revenge and an end to democracy.

And if that wasn’t enough, he calls women ‘pigs’, mocks disabled people, and calls opponents like Chris Christie ‘fat’. He’s an ignorant, incompetent, immature, insecure, vacuous, emotionally and morally-bankrupt self-serving, serial-sinning empty-suit. A total fraud.

And they’re fucking tied. Half the country has lost its fucking mind.

As if that wasn’t enough to turn your stomach, consider this: at this point in the race in both 2016 and 2020, Trump was way behind Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. But wait…there’s more! If you believe Biden won by almost 8-million votes, think again. He won by just 44,000 votes in three key swing states: Arizona, Wisconsin and Georgia. That was Biden’s incredibly narrow margin of victory thanks to the electoral college. So, that’s all that’s needed in 2024 to put that evil piece of shit back in the Oval Office.

This is a wake-up call, Democrats. If you believe there’s no way Donald Trump can be president again, please drop your drawers, reach down, and pull your big, fat, delusional libtard heads out of your asses.



Andy Ostroy

Director, producer, podcaster, writer, resistor, non-profit-supporter of women filmmakers