You’re “Undecided”? Still? Seriously?

I don’t understand how anyone at this time can still say they’re “undecided”. Seriously? They haven’t figured it out yet?

Ya know what? I’m not buyin’ it. I don’t think there’s such a thing as “undecideds”. I believe these folks just love the attention. They just love presenting themselves as smarter than the rest of us. That they pretend the process is so complicated…and because they’re so much smarter than us they’re spending more time than we are weighing all the information before they ultimately commit to a candidate. And they love being the ‘critical swing voters’ on whom the election hinges.

Undecided? Bullshit! I refuse to believe that, after having witnessed the January 6th insurrection, Donald Trump’s two impeachments, his four indictments, his adjudication as a rapist and fraud, his becoming a convicted felon, and his existential threat to democracy, there’s anyone at this point who goes, “Hmmm, still not sure whether to vote for Trump or Biden! They’re SO similar!”

What the hell are these so-called undecideds waiting for… a fucking murder? Are they waiting for that deranged sociopath to actually shoot someone on 5th Avenue before they go, “Ya know, the insurrection, the impeachments, the indictments, the rape, the fraud, the NY guilty verdict, the lying, the bullying, the cruelty, the racism, the treason…none of that moved me to Biden, but THIS! This MURDER thing? WOW, that’s put it over the edge for me!”

Sorry. If you still claim to be undecided, after every disgusting, despicable, dangerous thing you know about Trump, you’re really not. You know exactly who you’re voting for. And you always have.